#9 AMERICA F*** YEAH

TEAM AMERICA
http://http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ByM5GjLrk

Descriptions that would be in script

Gary's beard is falling off. Almost everyone but team America is wearing a turban. All of the backgrounds are fake. All of the characters are puppets. Team America members are all wearing matching red, white and blue uniforms. The blood is fake. the terrorists run into the Sphinx and completely destroy it. The cars that are in the clip are remote controlled toy cars. the news caster, Peter Jennings, is named after a real famous news caster who died.

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the turban that Gary is wearing is really a towel. Chris is wearing yellow sunglasses. Spottsworth's chair is moving side to side randomly for no reason. behind Spottsworth are two really big white eagles. Spottsworth has a drink in hand. all of team America are wearing head phones. when the terrorists car crashes it runs into some random shop keeper guy. the main terrorist guy's turban is a tall fuzzy hat.

#8 Pottery Troubles

pottery posters

glazed jars and vases will stand

my pots will stand out

new sets of sixteen

bowls, plates and platers scattered

all will be the same

new glazes to try

too much clay to wedge and fry

homework to finish

#7 skiiers holiday

If you have a pair of skies, nordic or alpine, get them out of your closet and dust them off because we have a holiday coming up. the skiiers holiday is a day when skiers take ahold of the hills and ski to their hearts content. there is very inportant and specific traditional clothing that includes the sacred hat with pompom, grandmother made mittens, pattern jacket, and slightly used snowpants. in preperation for this holiday i, myself, have boughten a season pass to the nesest ski hill, hyland park. i have also gotten a hold of some wicked bright green snowpants.

To prove your worth on the slopes i encourage every one to wear your pins and patches. this includes the sacred ski jammers and blizzard patches, and every pin that you have bought at any ski area in the world. i have over 20, beat that! this amazing celebration comes with every passing year and is celebrated on various days. my personal celebration is the first ski day, the first race day and the last ski day(usually in march when half the hill is melting). on this day let your inner child run loose, fly over some jumps, crash into some snow banks and ski fast!

#6 ANY LAW

the new law would be 'there can be no more laws created, until all other laws are inforced.' this means that every police officer better brush up on the real laws out there because they have to be inforced! most of the laws that are written are complete bogus anyway, and are often dismissed. if this law were real i think that the government would have to erase some of the bumb laws. plus when ever there is a new law created there is a rush to inforce it. then the popo forget about the other 'old' laws that are inportant too. i understand that this law may seen stupid, but just think! when you really look at all of the bogus things that the popo can inforce you would really want this law. if you read this blog post it would be really boss of you to visit this site, http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/minnesota. yeah you need to see this, scroll down and keep reading, you should laugh.

my favorite dumb law on this site is that 'all men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.' i think that is absolutly hilarious, because what if his shirt got ripped off, does he get a disdeminer. so do you see what i mean by meaningless laws that are obviously never inforced.

#5 IT'S A NEW BREED!!!!

Meet Buddy, the zoo's new breed of animal. Buddy is a Zeeraffe. a mix of zeebra and giraffe, what a combo, can you believe it. zoo helpers and scientists (plus most everyone in the world) have noticed that the giraffe doesnt move that fast. these folks have also noticed that the zeebra can run extremely fast. well now they are mixed the supremely long neck of the giraffe helps the Zeeraffe get its much needed food from high places. plus the fast moving legs of the zeebra help the Zeeraffe excape from preditors. the Zeeraffe eats bananas and cocnuts. because of the animals diet the Zeeraffe now lives in the tropical islands of Jamaica. the cool traits, of the Zeeraffe, make the other animals very jealous, so scientists are working on other comos. soon there will many mixed animals, keep your eyes open for the up and comming Liohyena. can you guess what that is, or what it will look like?

It may be a bit hard to get in a car wreck in this baby... considering it may be surrounded in water! this is a Squba from Rinspeed. this under water convertable has 3 electric motors in the back of the car. one motor is for land driving and the other two are for powering the rotors for underwater driving.

The squba has no roof for the sheer fact that we dont want anyone drowning. if the car had a full top the pressure inside would not make the underwater dive very fun. the convertable style is also inportant if the passangers need a quick escape.

The convertible sports car transforms into an underwater vehicle in which passengers breathe with the help of compressed air masks. the car can descend up to 10 metres (32.8 feet) underwater. It’s good for the fishes, too: the electric-powered car gives off no pollution emissions. this car has no price at the moment. the car pictured above is the prototype, it is the only one that has ever been made. hopfully oneday every person will have had a ride in this amazing submarine convertable.

#3 mouth watering

do you know the feeling of happiness? well it comes in cupcake form. can you imagine slowly eating one of these cupcakes? licking the frosting.feeling the sprinkles hit your tounge like little bombs of flavor. the colored frosting sliding across your tounge like ice cream on a hot day. the purple frosting has a hint of grape and the light green has a spash of sour apple. the big blue flower sprinkles are crunchy and hard, but the suger quickly melts inside your mouth. the spongy cake hits your tonge like cotton candy, fluffy at first then smoth and delicious. the inner cake is a bright yellow and smells of lemon. the rapper peals off the cake and reveals more of the delicious sponge cake. as you raise the cake up to your mouth for another bite, you catch the smell of sugar vanilla and lemon. the smells dance in front of your nose like balerinas as you dig your teeth into the cake. as you reach the bottom of the cake you become sad, but wait there is more to come. there are cupcakes of chocolate, peanutbutter, vanilla, orange and cocanut. they are waiting for you, wanting you to just taste them.

go ahead!

#2 isnt it painful to look at

i cant even believe it, these bitches must be jealous of me and my fabulous looks! i know all yal just want to be famous. well i already am!! hahahaha O GOD. i have fabulous eyes, and by the way my hair is so not a cheap weave. plus my boobs are all real dont even think about calling them fake. i am so A-list!! i dont even need flavor flav or taylor made i am amazing. and dont tell me what i am, i know who i am.
well maybe when yall watch my show it will change your mind. you can see that i am all serious when it comes to acting. just wait until i am in a leading role in an absolutly fabulous movie.
i have an amazing personality!! if you crazy people meet me you would just love me! just wait i am going to have my people shut down your little web site.
http://celebhaterz.blogspot.com/2008/04/tiffany-new-york-pollard-looks-like.html

New York always Wins bitches

#1 Why even bother

Dear space aliens,

welcome to earth. here on earth we have many signs that tell you were things are and what is comming when you are driving on roads. there are signs that tell you to stop, yeild, and slow down. there are even signs that tell you how far to different cities. somthimes you may see signs that dont make sence, like this one. some humans believe that they are funny others just think they are a waste. i think they are amazing, they make you laugh when you are driving. now notice that the sign doesn't just tell you not to touch it but it also says that the bridge is out ahead.


Dear Carlsons

hi grandpa and grandma. i saw this sign while driving down the highway. and yes i can drive (i am now seventeen believe it or not.) i was just wondering if they had signs like this back in your day? i would think not because people were more serious, right? now i know that you can see the big wrighting on the sign. the "caution dont touch this sign," but can you see at the very bottom it says, in somewhat smaller writting, "Also, the bridge is out ahead." can you see it? i bet if this sign was here in 1805, you know when you were my age, it would just say "Bridge out ahead." that sounds boring!!