Wednesday, November 19, 2008

#7 skiiers holiday


If you have a pair of skies, nordic or alpine, get them out of your closet and dust them off because we have a holiday coming up. the skiiers holiday is a day when skiers take ahold of the hills and ski to their hearts content. there is very inportant and specific traditional clothing that includes the sacred hat with pompom, grandmother made mittens, pattern jacket, and slightly used snowpants. in preperation for this holiday i, myself, have boughten a season pass to the nesest ski hill, hyland park. i have also gotten a hold of some wicked bright green snowpants.

To prove your worth on the slopes i encourage every one to wear your pins and patches. this includes the sacred ski jammers and blizzard patches, and every pin that you have bought at any ski area in the world. i have over 20, beat that! this amazing celebration comes with every passing year and is celebrated on various days. my personal celebration is the first ski day, the first race day and the last ski day(usually in march when half the hill is melting). on this day let your inner child run loose, fly over some jumps, crash into some snow banks and ski fast!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

#6 ANY LAW


the new law would be 'there can be no more laws created, until all other laws are inforced.' this means that every police officer better brush up on the real laws out there because they have to be inforced! most of the laws that are written are complete bogus anyway, and are often dismissed. if this law were real i think that the government would have to erase some of the bumb laws. plus when ever there is a new law created there is a rush to inforce it. then the popo forget about the other 'old' laws that are inportant too. i understand that this law may seen stupid, but just think! when you really look at all of the bogus things that the popo can inforce you would really want this law. if you read this blog post it would be really boss of you to visit this site, http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/minnesota. yeah you need to see this, scroll down and keep reading, you should laugh.

my favorite dumb law on this site is that 'all men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.' i think that is absolutly hilarious, because what if his shirt got ripped off, does he get a disdeminer. so do you see what i mean by meaningless laws that are obviously never inforced.