Monday, January 12, 2009

#10 Review


Run Fat Boy Run is a new hilarious movie with a interesting ending. Staring upcoming actors; Simon Pegg, Thandie Newton, and Hank Azaria, they bring many interesting twists to this film. Filmed in London, England, this film if gut busting funny not only because of the ridiculous accents but the interesting running style of the main character. the movie begins with Dennis (Simon Pegg) leaving his pregnant fiancee at the alter. After years of trying to persuade Libby(the ex-) to give him another chance, Dennis finds that Libby has found a new man. a competition between the two men starts to develop. Libby's new man is a marathon runner who will soon run the London marathon, Dennis decides that to prove to Libby that he is committed,is to commit to the marathon too. the typical ending that I'm sure you are thinking of right now doesn't happen! watch it love it! i would compare this movie to Runaway Bride, because the guy i fighting for the girl, who sometimes could careless. i give this movie a four out of five star rating

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

#9 AMERICA F*** YEAH


TEAM AMERICA
http://http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ByM5GjLrk

Descriptions that would be in script

Gary's beard is falling off. Almost everyone but team America is wearing a turban. All of the backgrounds are fake. All of the characters are puppets. Team America members are all wearing matching red, white and blue uniforms. The blood is fake. the terrorists run into the Sphinx and completely destroy it. The cars that are in the clip are remote controlled toy cars. the news caster, Peter Jennings, is named after a real famous news caster who died.

Added directions

the turban that Gary is wearing is really a towel. Chris is wearing yellow sunglasses. Spottsworth's chair is moving side to side randomly for no reason. behind Spottsworth are two really big white eagles. Spottsworth has a drink in hand. all of team America are wearing head phones. when the terrorists car crashes it runs into some random shop keeper guy. the main terrorist guy's turban is a tall fuzzy hat.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

#8 Pottery Troubles


pottery posters
glazed jars and vases will stand
my pots will stand out



new sets of sixteen
bowls, plates and platers scattered
all will be the same



new glazes to try
too much clay to wedge and fry
homework to finish

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

#7 skiiers holiday


If you have a pair of skies, nordic or alpine, get them out of your closet and dust them off because we have a holiday coming up. the skiiers holiday is a day when skiers take ahold of the hills and ski to their hearts content. there is very inportant and specific traditional clothing that includes the sacred hat with pompom, grandmother made mittens, pattern jacket, and slightly used snowpants. in preperation for this holiday i, myself, have boughten a season pass to the nesest ski hill, hyland park. i have also gotten a hold of some wicked bright green snowpants.

To prove your worth on the slopes i encourage every one to wear your pins and patches. this includes the sacred ski jammers and blizzard patches, and every pin that you have bought at any ski area in the world. i have over 20, beat that! this amazing celebration comes with every passing year and is celebrated on various days. my personal celebration is the first ski day, the first race day and the last ski day(usually in march when half the hill is melting). on this day let your inner child run loose, fly over some jumps, crash into some snow banks and ski fast!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

#6 ANY LAW


the new law would be 'there can be no more laws created, until all other laws are inforced.' this means that every police officer better brush up on the real laws out there because they have to be inforced! most of the laws that are written are complete bogus anyway, and are often dismissed. if this law were real i think that the government would have to erase some of the bumb laws. plus when ever there is a new law created there is a rush to inforce it. then the popo forget about the other 'old' laws that are inportant too. i understand that this law may seen stupid, but just think! when you really look at all of the bogus things that the popo can inforce you would really want this law. if you read this blog post it would be really boss of you to visit this site, http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/minnesota. yeah you need to see this, scroll down and keep reading, you should laugh.

my favorite dumb law on this site is that 'all men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.' i think that is absolutly hilarious, because what if his shirt got ripped off, does he get a disdeminer. so do you see what i mean by meaningless laws that are obviously never inforced.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

#5 IT'S A NEW BREED!!!!

Meet Buddy, the zoo's new breed of animal. Buddy is a Zeeraffe. a mix of zeebra and giraffe, what a combo, can you believe it. zoo helpers and scientists (plus most everyone in the world) have noticed that the giraffe doesnt move that fast. these folks have also noticed that the zeebra can run extremely fast. well now they are mixed the supremely long neck of the giraffe helps the Zeeraffe get its much needed food from high places. plus the fast moving legs of the zeebra help the Zeeraffe excape from preditors. the Zeeraffe eats bananas and cocnuts. because of the animals diet the Zeeraffe now lives in the tropical islands of Jamaica. the cool traits, of the Zeeraffe, make the other animals very jealous, so scientists are working on other comos. soon there will many mixed animals, keep your eyes open for the up and comming Liohyena. can you guess what that is, or what it will look like?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008



It may be a bit hard to get in a car wreck in this baby... considering it may be surrounded in water! this is a Squba from Rinspeed. this under water convertable has 3 electric motors in the back of the car. one motor is for land driving and the other two are for powering the rotors for underwater driving.
The squba has no roof for the sheer fact that we dont want anyone drowning. if the car had a full top the pressure inside would not make the underwater dive very fun. the convertable style is also inportant if the passangers need a quick escape.
The convertible sports car transforms into an underwater vehicle in which passengers breathe with the help of compressed air masks. the car can descend up to 10 metres (32.8 feet) underwater. It’s good for the fishes, too: the electric-powered car gives off no pollution emissions. this car has no price at the moment. the car pictured above is the prototype, it is the only one that has ever been made. hopfully oneday every person will have had a ride in this amazing submarine convertable.