#5 IT'S A NEW BREED!!!!

Meet Buddy, the zoo's new breed of animal. Buddy is a Zeeraffe. a mix of zeebra and giraffe, what a combo, can you believe it. zoo helpers and scientists (plus most everyone in the world) have noticed that the giraffe doesnt move that fast. these folks have also noticed that the zeebra can run extremely fast. well now they are mixed the supremely long neck of the giraffe helps the Zeeraffe get its much needed food from high places. plus the fast moving legs of the zeebra help the Zeeraffe excape from preditors. the Zeeraffe eats bananas and cocnuts. because of the animals diet the Zeeraffe now lives in the tropical islands of Jamaica. the cool traits, of the Zeeraffe, make the other animals very jealous, so scientists are working on other comos. soon there will many mixed animals, keep your eyes open for the up and comming Liohyena. can you guess what that is, or what it will look like?

It may be a bit hard to get in a car wreck in this baby... considering it may be surrounded in water! this is a Squba from Rinspeed. this under water convertable has 3 electric motors in the back of the car. one motor is for land driving and the other two are for powering the rotors for underwater driving.

The squba has no roof for the sheer fact that we dont want anyone drowning. if the car had a full top the pressure inside would not make the underwater dive very fun. the convertable style is also inportant if the passangers need a quick escape.

The convertible sports car transforms into an underwater vehicle in which passengers breathe with the help of compressed air masks. the car can descend up to 10 metres (32.8 feet) underwater. It’s good for the fishes, too: the electric-powered car gives off no pollution emissions. this car has no price at the moment. the car pictured above is the prototype, it is the only one that has ever been made. hopfully oneday every person will have had a ride in this amazing submarine convertable.

#3 mouth watering

do you know the feeling of happiness? well it comes in cupcake form. can you imagine slowly eating one of these cupcakes? licking the frosting.feeling the sprinkles hit your tounge like little bombs of flavor. the colored frosting sliding across your tounge like ice cream on a hot day. the purple frosting has a hint of grape and the light green has a spash of sour apple. the big blue flower sprinkles are crunchy and hard, but the suger quickly melts inside your mouth. the spongy cake hits your tonge like cotton candy, fluffy at first then smoth and delicious. the inner cake is a bright yellow and smells of lemon. the rapper peals off the cake and reveals more of the delicious sponge cake. as you raise the cake up to your mouth for another bite, you catch the smell of sugar vanilla and lemon. the smells dance in front of your nose like balerinas as you dig your teeth into the cake. as you reach the bottom of the cake you become sad, but wait there is more to come. there are cupcakes of chocolate, peanutbutter, vanilla, orange and cocanut. they are waiting for you, wanting you to just taste them.

go ahead!

#2 isnt it painful to look at

i cant even believe it, these bitches must be jealous of me and my fabulous looks! i know all yal just want to be famous. well i already am!! hahahaha O GOD. i have fabulous eyes, and by the way my hair is so not a cheap weave. plus my boobs are all real dont even think about calling them fake. i am so A-list!! i dont even need flavor flav or taylor made i am amazing. and dont tell me what i am, i know who i am.
well maybe when yall watch my show it will change your mind. you can see that i am all serious when it comes to acting. just wait until i am in a leading role in an absolutly fabulous movie.
i have an amazing personality!! if you crazy people meet me you would just love me! just wait i am going to have my people shut down your little web site.
http://celebhaterz.blogspot.com/2008/04/tiffany-new-york-pollard-looks-like.html

New York always Wins bitches

#1 Why even bother

Dear space aliens,

welcome to earth. here on earth we have many signs that tell you were things are and what is comming when you are driving on roads. there are signs that tell you to stop, yeild, and slow down. there are even signs that tell you how far to different cities. somthimes you may see signs that dont make sence, like this one. some humans believe that they are funny others just think they are a waste. i think they are amazing, they make you laugh when you are driving. now notice that the sign doesn't just tell you not to touch it but it also says that the bridge is out ahead.


Dear Carlsons

hi grandpa and grandma. i saw this sign while driving down the highway. and yes i can drive (i am now seventeen believe it or not.) i was just wondering if they had signs like this back in your day? i would think not because people were more serious, right? now i know that you can see the big wrighting on the sign. the "caution dont touch this sign," but can you see at the very bottom it says, in somewhat smaller writting, "Also, the bridge is out ahead." can you see it? i bet if this sign was here in 1805, you know when you were my age, it would just say "Bridge out ahead." that sounds boring!!