#3 mouth watering

do you know the feeling of happiness? well it comes in cupcake form. can you imagine slowly eating one of these cupcakes? licking the frosting.feeling the sprinkles hit your tounge like little bombs of flavor. the colored frosting sliding across your tounge like ice cream on a hot day. the purple frosting has a hint of grape and the light green has a spash of sour apple. the big blue flower sprinkles are crunchy and hard, but the suger quickly melts inside your mouth. the spongy cake hits your tonge like cotton candy, fluffy at first then smoth and delicious. the inner cake is a bright yellow and smells of lemon. the rapper peals off the cake and reveals more of the delicious sponge cake. as you raise the cake up to your mouth for another bite, you catch the smell of sugar vanilla and lemon. the smells dance in front of your nose like balerinas as you dig your teeth into the cake. as you reach the bottom of the cake you become sad, but wait there is more to come. there are cupcakes of chocolate, peanutbutter, vanilla, orange and cocanut. they are waiting for you, wanting you to just taste them.

go ahead!

#2 isnt it painful to look at

i cant even believe it, these bitches must be jealous of me and my fabulous looks! i know all yal just want to be famous. well i already am!! hahahaha O GOD. i have fabulous eyes, and by the way my hair is so not a cheap weave. plus my boobs are all real dont even think about calling them fake. i am so A-list!! i dont even need flavor flav or taylor made i am amazing. and dont tell me what i am, i know who i am.
well maybe when yall watch my show it will change your mind. you can see that i am all serious when it comes to acting. just wait until i am in a leading role in an absolutly fabulous movie.
i have an amazing personality!! if you crazy people meet me you would just love me! just wait i am going to have my people shut down your little web site.
http://celebhaterz.blogspot.com/2008/04/tiffany-new-york-pollard-looks-like.html

New York always Wins bitches

#1 Why even bother

Dear space aliens,

welcome to earth. here on earth we have many signs that tell you were things are and what is comming when you are driving on roads. there are signs that tell you to stop, yeild, and slow down. there are even signs that tell you how far to different cities. somthimes you may see signs that dont make sence, like this one. some humans believe that they are funny others just think they are a waste. i think they are amazing, they make you laugh when you are driving. now notice that the sign doesn't just tell you not to touch it but it also says that the bridge is out ahead.


Dear Carlsons

hi grandpa and grandma. i saw this sign while driving down the highway. and yes i can drive (i am now seventeen believe it or not.) i was just wondering if they had signs like this back in your day? i would think not because people were more serious, right? now i know that you can see the big wrighting on the sign. the "caution dont touch this sign," but can you see at the very bottom it says, in somewhat smaller writting, "Also, the bridge is out ahead." can you see it? i bet if this sign was here in 1805, you know when you were my age, it would just say "Bridge out ahead." that sounds boring!!